One of the topics that came up in the final episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and, again, during the ReUnion was that NeNe (according to Kim Zolciak) has a penis.  She said it in reference to NeNe leaving Kandi Burress’ launch party for Kandi’s new brand, Bedroom Kandi, when NeNe left the party in a huff.

In a classic Kim statement, she said that, “of course, NeNe doesn’t need any dildos because NeNe already has a penis.”

People, for me at least, this has been a huge elephant in the room that nobody has dared say out loud, but we’ve all thought…at least for a moment.  So, when Kim confirmed this, it made perfect sense to me.  Thank you, Kim, for saying that.

Despite her 5’10″ frame, NeNe towers over everybody in her mammoth-sized shoes and, as every trannie knows, there are never any shoes for the large footed “woMAN”.  Thus, NeNe Leakes announced that she is launching her own “large-sized shoe line”, called “Strut”, on the Today show some time ago.

Every trannie knows, it's all in the shoes!

“Soon fans will have the chance to see how it feels to walk a day in NeNe’s shoes, with the creation of her new shoe line, “my line is called Strut. Right now I am checking to make sure no one owns the right to the name. They will be specialty shoes for those who wear a size 9-13, will range between $80-200, and will hopefully be sold on a home shopping network.” NeNe loves all her fans and will not discriminate on her customers, “my shoes are for women or gay men who wear high heels.”

Here, of course, when NeNe is talking about “fans“ she’s not talking about you or me, she’s talking about her trannie fans…men who sport the woman’s lifestyle and, as every trannie knows, there’s a huge need for sexy shoes.  NeNe, knows this.  Hmmm.

You know who I’ve also wondered might be a trannie?  Marlo Hampton.  Why?  Because she’s an escort, she’s rather large, like NeNe, and we all know that many closeted gay men love to go out with trannies because they like the look of a woman, but just love to play with the penis.  And Marlo being a trannie has also been alluded to, so-much-so that it’s been another elephant in the room.

Certainly nobody can confirm whether NeNe is a trannie or not, but we can say that she’s tall and she wears very large-sized shoes and her friend, Kim Zolciak, confirmed this tad bit of news for us.  Lord knows, we certainly don’t want NeNe to be pulling up her little skirt for us, now do we?

Thank you, again, Kim, for letting us in on this inside information.  This is the sort of thing we just love to hear.

Your friend,