Caroline Manzo’s book launch party, at $45 a head, recently sold out.  The book, “Let Me Tell You Something,” hits shelves on March 26, 2013.

Her launch party will be held at Ristorante Asellina in New York City tomorrow from 6:30-8:30 PM. The event room at Asellina only seats 60, so it is not surprising that the event sold out quickly.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member’s book is about her common-sense approach to life, wife and motherhood.  Though we obviously haven’t read the book yet, we are certain it will be a great success, since fans of the franchise tend to create wild success of all the Real Housewive’s projects.

One topic the book addresses is Caroline’s viewpoint on marital infidelity.  It’s not a marriage deal-breaker for her, especially if it was a one-night stand many years ago.  Though we’re not implying anything about her marriage with Albert, we wonder if it would be a deal-breaker if it happened a month ago.  Fortunately it’s not an issue for this couple.  After 28 years of marriage, you’re either all in or have one foot out the door and most wives are intuitive about such things.

We like Caroline Manzo to the extent that she’s a no-baller when it comes to her basic motherhood instincts.  What we just hate about Caroline Manzo, however, is that she has used the platform only to promote her family’s financial interests and we are sick to death of their Blk water and their endless promotion of it.

We also just wish she’d relax with respect to Teresa Guidice, who is one train wreck we just love to watch and one of the few cases of classic narcissism we get to see in action.

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