“Ring? What ring?”

Well, of course he does, and it’s beyond us why Kim Kardashian would want to keep it…oh, wait…no it isn’t.  We saw her mother, Kris Jenner starting to call him an “Indian giver” just days after the split was announced if he actually wanted the 20 carat ring back.  Her attempt at manipulating him and the media was so transparent we all laughed.  Do you remember this from our Parody?

Yes, Kris Jenner tried to pass her gold-digging ways onto the Indians, by calling Kris Humphries an “Indian Giver” if he wanted the ring back.

Kris Humphries also wants an accounting of all the gifts and their dispositions, including and especially a $325,000 Ferrarri.  Says a source:

“Kris wants a divorce trial so that the truth can finally come out. Amongst other matters, he wants to know about the Ferrari that the couple got from a very wealthy Malaysian businessman that attended the wedding. Kris was at Kim’s house when the car was delivered — it was given to both of them, but Kim has kept sole ownership and has used it extensively. She will be asked about it, under oath, on the stand at the trial.”

This divorce is going to be very intense and exciting as Kris Humphries tries to prove that his made-for-tv marriage was a fraud and that Kim Kardashian has enjoyed the many gifts, including his ring, that were captured (stolen) by way of a 72-day marriage fraud.

We’ll be “all ears”!

Your friend,